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- Why did the orangutan bring a ladder to the bar? Because it wanted to climb up the social tree!
- What did the orangutan say to the palm tree? “I’m going bananas for you!”
- How does an orangutan make a phone call? It dials-rangutan!
- What do you call an orangutan that becomes a comedian? A punch-liner!
- Why did the orangutan go to school? To improve its ape-titude!
- How do orangutans navigate through the jungle? They use their ape-sense of direction!
- What’s an orangutan’s favorite card game? Go Fish (for bananas)!
- Why did the orangutan bring a suitcase to the zoo? It was ready for a well-deserved ape-cation!
- What do you call a fashionable orangutan? A primadonna!
- What’s an orangutan’s favorite kind of music? Ape-hop!
- How do orangutans communicate with each other? They send text-mape-sages!
- What did the orangutan say when it won the lottery? “Ape-solutely bananas!”
- Why did the orangutan go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit under the weather.
- What’s an orangutan’s favorite mode of transportation? A banana boat!
- Why did the orangutan bring a compass to the party? It didn’t want to get disoriented in the jumble!
- How does an orangutan style its hair? With a pair of ape-rs!
- What’s an orangutan’s favorite subject in school? Ape-gebra!
- Why did the orangutan start a band? It wanted to go on a world ape-tour!
- How do orangutans organize their bookshelves? They use the ape-habetical order!
- What did the orangutan say to its child before school? “Remember, be oranginal and go ape-cademic!”
- What do you call an orangutan who is a rockstar? An ape-star!
- Why did the orangutan go to the dentist? It had a bad case of orangutan breath!
- How do orangutans greet each other? They say, “Orangutang-tastic!”
- What do you get if you cross an orangutan and a kangaroo? Big trouble—those two can jump high!
- What did the orangutan say when it joined the gym? “Time to pump some ape-iron!”
- Why did the orangutan join a cooking class? It wanted to learn how to make banana-flavored dishes!
- What’s an orangutan’s favorite winter activity? Going ape-sledding!
- How did the orangutan get a black eye? It tried to peel a pineapple!
- Why don’t orangutans play cards in the wild? Because they’re afraid of cheetahs!
- What’s an orangutan’s favorite social media platform? Ape-stagram!
- How do orangutans stay cool in the jungle? They monkey around in the shade!
- Why did the orangutan refuse to play hide and seek? It didn’t want to be caught red-handed!
- What’s an orangutan’s favorite breakfast cereal? Cheerio-rangutans!
- What do you call an orangutan with a sunburn? A red-hot ape!
- Why did the orangutan bring a ladder
- How did the orangutan become a computer expert? It mastered the a-peel!
- What did the orangutan say when it won the marathon? “I’m the champi-ape!”
- Why did the orangutan take up yoga? It wanted to improve its ape-flexibility!
- How did the orangutan solve the math problem? It used ape-rations!
- What’s an orangutan’s favorite type of movie? Ape-adventures!
- Why did the orangutan start a band with the elephants? They wanted to create a trunk-orangutan symphony!
- How do orangutans eat their food? They go ape-plitely!
- What’s an orangutan’s favorite superhero? Spider-Monkey!
- Why did the orangutan bring a spoon to the jungle? It heard there was a soup-er rare fruit!
- How do you make an orangutan laugh? Give it a bunch of apes to tickle!
- What did the orangutan say to the photographer? “I hope you capture my good side!”
- Why did the orangutan always win at poker? It had a knack for reading bananas!
- What’s an orangutan’s favorite ice cream flavor? Choco-chimp!
- How did the orangutan become a famous painter? It had a great ape-titude for art!
- What do you call an orangutan with a fancy car? Ape-rari!